Literary High ennealogy

In Fortuitous Falls, California, Literary Prep is the preparatory school for the best and brightest but to keep federal funding, they have to let a few undesirables in.

Strange things always seem to happen but are always resolved by may 25th at Literary Prep.

Maltese Falcons.

School named after Matron Literature, their first librarian and nurse and major donor and fundraiser to help the school begin in the early 20th century, school is celebrating its centennial.

All events take place over the same year. Each book will have entanglements from the previous save for summer which will take place after the first eight.

Teenage elements but parodying adult situations.

At least one pregnant protagonist? (Mary of nazareth?)

It cannot matter what order they're read in!

Real life events affect 2014-2015 school year, therefore drought and so on!

Most likely all will take place from 9 March to Prom—23 May—or end of school.

Characters:

Seniors, main:

James 'Jimmy' Evans(Harry Potter):

Preppy jock, the godson of American Political Royalty, captain of the football, (baseball, free running, and parkour) team[s], drives a koenigsegg ren, typical prep but with a wand.

Harmony Silo(Hermione Granger):

Dork extraordinaire, head of the debate club, head of perfect grades society, barely noticed by the popular kids.

>Seniors, jimmy clique:

*Token McSmoken(neville):

*Preppy Prepperson(dean):

*Fatty McFatterson(ron):

*token mcforeigner(seamus):

*The bitchy ex, Cho Sin(cho chang)(cheerleader clique):

+chosen 1(parvati):

+chosen 2(lavender):

+chosen 3(bones):

>Seniors, the forgotten(hermione clique):

*Angsty Angst(padma):

*Gothy Gotherson(luna):

*Obvious mcloser in love with oblivious Harmony(cormac):

Random seniors(book 1):

1 draco poseur mcpreppy

2 pansy bitchy bitchface (hah, literal cuz pugface!)

3 crabbe tweedledee

4 goyle tweedledum

5 rest of football team made up of quidditch members

6 kissing cousin tonks?

7 fleur, transfer student

8 krum, transfer student

9 parvati

Random seniors (book 2):

1 different

2 district

3 selectees

4 for

5 the 

6 hunger

7 games

8 obvi-

9 ously

Random juniors (book 3):

Random juniors (book 4):

Random sophomores (book 5):

Random sophomores (book 6):

Random freshmen (book 7):

Random freshmen (book 8):

Random students (book 9):

Current mapping

Seniors book 1 Jimmy/Harmony (she's all that/not another teen movie) {W}

Seniors book 2 Katniss (the punisher 'War' journal) {W}

Juniors book 1 Nerfy Winters (Lovecraftian Elder God woes) {B}

Juniors book 2 Lake Chapeau (21 JUMP STREET!!!) {w}

Sophomores book 1 sophomore undercover? (Spyboy?) {A}

Sophomores book 2 katy perry (WestBoro fuckwads protesting her attendance at school because she's about to make a movie about expy westboro baptists v dazzler from xmen) {B}

Freshmen book 1 penelope akk (dr horrible sing along) {W}

Freshmen book 2 doctorow's li'l brother or ender's game (ROTC/video game addiction?) {A} <possible thematic tie-in with J2, S1, & F1>

Summer (focuses on all equally? Clue? Something else?) [hah, clue in the mtv beach house!]

{W}=hite

{A}=sian

{B}=lack

Books/Media I need:

SpyBoy TPB

Sophomore Undercover

Call of cthulhu

Punisher War Journal: Civil War

Hunger games

Clue movie

Don't tell my parents i'm a super-villain

Dr. Horrible Sing-Along Blog

Little Brother by Cory Doctorow

She's All That

Not Another Teen Movie

Essential Dazzler 

How to Train Your Dragon

Alternates:

Artemis Fowl (speaks only irish gaelic? Bodyguard translates? Everyone understands? Everyone misinterprets?) [freshman]

Lord Vetinari [junior]

Susan Sto Helit [junior]

Eskarina Smith [sophomore]

Karate Kid [sophomore]

Jax teller (very unlikely) [junior]

Mary of Nazareth (very unlikely) [sophomore]

Chaos nalo [sophomore]

Part time indian [freshman]

Randoms:

Doctor "allons-y, Allonso!" "Just because you're pre-med doesn't mean i'll call you doctor!"

Yakitate! Japan cooking show, creating the american dish!

Kirk as former principal boning a student named Janee Random

Protagonist from Ugly Americans as a guidance counselor

Nicky whelan [indecipherable accent]

Calvin and his furry friend

Possible parodies:

Breakfast club

Plotty stuff:

Jimmy sees nerfy dealing with monsters, shrugs it off since he knows she can handle it and she has her own gang, the _____.

Book one potential opening lines:

Harmony put the paper down, looking over at James Evans as he walked into the school, stopping to breathe on his student council president photo and wipe it clean of kiss prints from various girls—and a surprising number of boys, throwing high-fives and disarming grins all around as the sheeple bowed  down before him.

She sighed, unwillingly admitting to herself he somewhat deserved it. Over Spring Break he had traveled to Lord Darken's forbidding forbidden fortress that all were forbade to travel to and with a dozen news crews filming, had magically dueled him to a stand still with no help, summoned an ancient artifact from beyond the mists of time, then cut Lord Darken in half from the top of his snakey head to his groin.

Book eight potential opening lines:

'Onee-chan,' squeeed the ridiculously white girl to her asian classmate.

Fucking white chicks, protagonist thought, turning towards her. Never let them see anime!

Let your deeds,

to hell you speed!

Book 1: jimmy evans makes a bet with his friends that he can turn the frizzy haired bookworm into the prom queen.

Book 2: Kuwai's 'war' journal chronicling the last term of school.

Book 3: Nerfy Winters must fulfill prophecy, destroying an elder one which ruins their graduation. Gets an award at prom.

Book 4: Officer Brooke Chapeau is undercover, working to break up a designer drug ring while being 'bodyguard' to a foreign royalty exchange student without her knowing.

Book 5: must read book

Book 6: katy perry expy has just been cast in a movie about a mutant disco diva dealing with devilish devotee expies who the real religious fuckwads are incensed about the 'characterizations' of them and the movie's tolerant message.

Book 7: accidental super villain writes a blog about her woes as she tries to keep it all from her parents while trying to transition to good and not fail.

Book 8: must read book

Stunning good looks

Disarming smile

Killer glutes